"他不是怪物"
"那是我心中最圣洁的职业"
“愿成为彷徨之人，用生命给您留下一件艺术品，卡尔先生。”
“人都会死亡，整理好逝者的容貌，是对逝者最基础的尊重”
“您是我理想的送终人也是我理想中的意中人”
《牡蛎男孩忧郁之死》
从此史密斯家的生活
雪上加霜且鸡犬不宁。
史密斯太太恨她老公，
他则恨他老婆，
他永远无法原谅
老婆背着他暗地私通，
而对象竟然会是——
厨房的一台电器。
如今机器人男孩
已长成一位年轻男子，
虽然他老被人错认为——
是一只垃圾箱。
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The Smiths' lives we're now filled
With misery and strife.
Mrs. Smith hated her Husband,
And he hated his wife.
He never gave her unholy alliance:
a sexual encounter
With the kitchen appliance.
And Robert boy
grew to be a young man
through he was often mistaken
for a garbage can.
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